I made up my mind. After spending countless hours browsing the internet, I’m voting for McCain. You may be wondering why I would do such a thing after I just wrote an article on why you should not vote for him. It’s simple really, Sarah Palin.
I will vote for McCain because his VP is hot. I mean really, she’s hot. She has that naughty school teacher look about her that makes that voice in my head say: “This is who you want to lead you.”
Maybe this is silly, but is it really? Some people want to vote for McCain because he’s a Republican. Some people want to vote for him because he says he’ll provide security by keeping our military stretched all over the world. Some will even vote for him just because he’s a vet. Some might pull the lever for McCain because he can abandon all principles in the name of bipartisanship.
The same is for Obama. People are going to vote for him because he has the charisma of Hitler. They’ll vote for him because of his bullshit promises that he’ll bring change. Some people might even vote for him because they actually believe they might get a tax cut (LAWL!!!). Some people may vote for him because he’s black.
So is it really that absurd that I might vote for someone based on the appearance of their vice president? I don’t think so.
Realpolitik 