The only solution to the financial crisis

We are in a credit crisis. Turn on the tv, and all you will hear is how there just isn’t enoug money to go around. On top of that, you have something even more intolerable than lack of fiat money: Banks are acting responsible!

Where do they get the nerve to do something like this when the free market has caused all of this chaos. There is only one obvious solution to this crisis, and it must be done right away.

We have to legalize counterfeiting.

Instead of printing money, which takes forever to distribute, just let us print our own. This way, the government won’t have to worry about stimulus checks, bailouts, responsible banks, or anything. Let us just print our own fortunes so that we can have all the credit we need…and a little extra.

Problem solved. Nobel prize please….


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