Dear MoneyChanger: More positive influence rap lyrics :) (Explicit)

This post is dedicated to MoneyChanger. He recently got upset with me for only using 2 sets of lyrics to show that rap is a bad influence. So I thought I would do him a favor and show a bunch more good-natured lyrics by an assortment of rappers. Ready to learn our abc’s?

Lil Wayne- Alphabet Bitches

Santana i see ya haha
see the son
mama please dont be mad at me for this one
but i gotta tell my story
i had to do it
thats right
my name is weezy baby
please say the baby if not dont say it at all
this is my story

[Verse 1:]
Wellll the A is for Ashley
she always ask for me to take it out her pussy
put it right in her ass and the
B is for Brittany she bright in the class and
she be hatin on Ashley ’cause she tight in the ass
The C is for Christina want me to big screen her
the way she dick kiss should be a misdemeanor so if you seen her
I been searchin but cant find her
ever since i been wit Diamond wit Diamonds in her vagina
And the E is for ever elegant Erica
a sweet red bitch
we used to call her Miss America
I aint gon lie now Erika is a dog
but to the that magnolia niggas she done f**ked em all, (Slim!)
Speakin of slim, the f is for Fat,
a real skinny hoe so you know
why they call her that
And the G for gabrielle , you can call her Gabby
but all my homeboys seem to call her nasty (man)

[Chorus:]
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches

I get bitches (say what)
I get bitches (say who)
I get bitches (say huh)
I get bitches
You got (oh) Dont want no
You got (oh) Dont need no
You got (oh) Dont gimme no
You got

[Verse 2:]
H is for my Hometown homegirl Heather
Head haze, purple pussy pills what ever
My mami’s dedicated all year, she neva tell me no
the most she say is not here and then uh
I is for Isis mami a pisces,
she f**k rappers for free, but hit them actors wit prices
they always pay ’cause her body the nicest
but I hit that everyday back when I had the wife I
J for Joanessa kinda sexy wit light eyes
she didnt make the band but she still doin quite fine
The K for Kia
I hate that bitch
because she super f**kin fine
but she cant take that dick
And then the L is for LaKia
that’s Kia’s twin
night and day everytime we f**k I fall right in
and the M is for Maria, Maria, Maria
she hangs out wit Nicole who f**kin Olivia

[Chorus:]
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches

I get bitches (say what)
I get bitches (say who)
I get bitches (say huh)
I get bitches
You got (oh) Dont want no
You got (oh) Dont need no
You got (oh) DOnt gimme no
You got

Verse 3:]
P for Paulina she go all night
If I dont f**k her once a week she probably go on strike and the Q
is for Queen ’cause she is my Queen
but she cant ride it like Ranada but her body is mean and the
S is for Shayna a sucker in bed
she take advantage of the fact that Im a sucker for head
and the T is for Tara too much Mascara
tone down on the blush like you tryna scare us the
U for Ursula she hang wit Vicky
they both come over and work out wit me
the W for Wanda she kinda remind ya
of that game streetfighter hands like Xeonda.
The Y for Yvette she get wetter than most
She always try to get high but I just let her get low.
And last but not least the Z goes to Zara
She gets high off Zimphandale and masterbates to The Carter.

[Chorus:]
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alpha Bitches
These are my bitches, my Alphabet Bitches

I get bitches (say what)
I get bitches (say who)
I get bitches (say huh)
I get bitches
You got (oh) Dont want no
You got (oh) Dont need no
You got (oh) Dont gimme no
You got

Yay, wasn’t that fun?? Now we know our abc’s. How about some more?

Ying Yang Twins- Pull my hair

[Girl Talking]
Hey You
You know you been talking a lot of shit
Whispering in my ear
Making me feel all hot and bothered and shit
Making a motherfucker horny
You say you can fuck
Prove it

[D-Roc]
Look bitch
You dun talked a whole lot of shit
But wait ’til you see my dick
I ain’t really fo’ the talking game
You dun came in the room and started handling thangs
First start wit brain
Then i’ma beat the pussy up
Hit it from the back
And beat the pussy up
Girl why you fronting d
Doing all that running
Be yo ass still
Long dick coming
Now ride on the dick like you was dancing in the club
He really love attention
So show him some love
Now come up slow and just ride the head
Now drop down fast
Put it all in the air
Now turn ya ass around let me hit it from behind ya
Put big dick inside ya
I’ma hit it from the back while I’m pulling your hair
You climbing up the wall but I’m pulling your hair
Getting freaky than a motherfucking sweating
I’m all on you, you all on me
Fucking like dogs
Me and shawty off of the wall
And I like the way she play with the balls
Shawty I ain’t holding nothing back at all
Ain’t scared to put the mouth on the dick
She swallowed it
And she like it when a nigga be pulling her hair
Talking nasty to her ass while I’m pulling her hair

[Chorus (Girl)]
Now that I got you in the bed
I’m gon’ pull yo hair
snatch yo ass up by the head
I’m gon’ pull yo hair
(Pull my hair, Pull it hard)
(Pull my hair, Pull it tight)
(Pull my hair, Come on baby)
(Pull my hair) [Moans]
(Fuck me daddy, Spank me daddy)
(Fuck me daddy, Spank me daddy)
(fuck me daddy, Spank me daddy)
(Fuck me… Shit)

[Girl]
Mmmmmm You like this
You wanna see what I have

[Kaine (Girl)]
Ay bitch
I’m talking to you
(So tell me what you want me to do)
[Clears Throat] Looka Hear
[Moans]
Drop down on all fours like a dog
Now I’m looking at yo ass ‘fore I hit it
That pussy from the back
I’ma get it
I’m walking over to you wit the rubber
(Ohhhh)
Yo ass in trouble
(Is it up high enough)
I dun called yo bluff
Fuck you ’til you cry
(Uhhhhmmmm)

“You said I beat that pussy from the back so much that I hurt yo side
(uhhhh)
Yo ass shoulda been built for the war, fuck it,
and if you don’t wanna wear yo tail you need to put it in ya ass and tuck it”

I whispered just to get ya in the bed
Now I’m finna pull yo hair on ya head
(Pull it)
Shouldn’t have fucked wit me
Shoulda
If ya ass coulda ran you woulda
But you put that there aside
That’s how my dick got between yo thighs
Now let’s all ride
I got a 10 foot pole
That’ll go in yo hole
Take yo soul
Make nut come out yo nose
Fall all on yo clothes

[Chorus (Girl)]

[Chorus (Just Guy)]

I think I’ll leave it at that for now….hope you enjoyed.

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One Response to “Dear MoneyChanger: More positive influence rap lyrics :) (Explicit)”

  1. bceagle21 Says:

    A law professor I had was on a “Hip Hop and Culture” panel that I went to sit in on. He was apparently hip hop editor at the Harvard Crimson when he was an undergraduate. He passed out a sheet that had examples of early 1990s hip hop/rap and 2000s hip hop/rap. The former was like (heavily paraphrased) “I live in the projects and life is hard, but yo I’ve got my family and my peep and I get by making music.” The latter was like “I am going to **** that b***h and my ho’s, then I’m going to go gangsta gangsta on that ******’s ****! **** all y’all haters!”

    See how culture has progressed?

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